So First I get to work, and see that I have all 5 antepartum patients. Ok. Could be a lot, but they are all on very strict schedules, so that makes it easier, as long as none of them do anything crazy like, go into labor...so I go put my lunch away, clock in, and sit down at the nurses station to get report. Then, as I'm reviewing my patients on the board, I notice something strange: next to my name are the initials TL. As in Team Leader. As in I'm in charge. Of the whole unit. I kind of laughed until the night charge nurse said "nope, that's for real, you can handle it".
As TL you make room assignments (and nurse assignments) when new patients come up, make sure everyone gets lunch, do a whole list of checks and tasks in this "TL binder", and generally put out fires all day. I've never done it before and usually the most experienced nurse of the day does it. Not quite sure how I ended up with the gig. So I just smiled and said "Um...it's a lot of pressure, but okay...I'll do my best!" The "premium pay" you get for the added responsibility is enough incentive to try to be great at it! Then I get report and find out that one of my patients is dilated to 5cm, contracting every 3-4 minutes, and at 34 weeks. Um, what? Why ON EARTH is she up on our unit and not down on labor and delivery??? (yeah, I still don't know the answer to that question) But she made me very very nervous all day--I kept thinking that I was going to walk in and find a baby on the end of the bed...or in the toilet! (That happens a couple times a year!) Luckily she hung in there, just contracting away, all day.
I also had this hilarious moment: A patient puts on her call light. I go in the room to find the patient and her mother standing around the toilet.
Me: "Um, hey guys, what's going on?"
Patient:"My pee. It smells nasty. And it's dark."
Me : (I look in the toilet) "Um, looks pretty yellow to me..."
Patient's mother: But it looks oily on top"
Me: blank stare
Patient's mother:"It looks like chicken noodle soup, what's with that?"
Me: "um, I think it looks just fine, pregnancy and hormones do weird things to your body..."
Them: "ok, thanks".
Well, great, now I can never eat chicken noodle soup again. Thank YOU.Oh, and the team leader thing? I was pretty great at it! Multiple coworkers came up and told me so afterward! Yay! Bring on the responsibility and money! WAHOO!!! On to Seattle!!! YAY!




